Britishized Slogans of American Companies

January 9, 2021

Britishized Nike Just do it Say 'sorted' sooner Apple Think different Mind other potentially revealing perspectives KFC It's finger lickin good So tasteful your fingers will be improperly dirty Coca cola Open happiness After opening, feel fresher McDonald's I'm loving it Difficult to detest Dunkin donuts America runs on dunkin The Yanks have moved off from tea to Dunkins Autozone Get in the zone Be immersed and focused with your auto Aflac (supplemental health insurance) Ask about it at work You already have NHS Quest diagnostics The patient comes first First the Queen, then wherever the patient is in queue. Home depot More saving. More doing. Be efficient with both money and efforts Tractor supply company For life out here For the Cotswolds or even further... Wells Fargo Together we'll go far Banking so proper you won't want to try anywhere else. Americanized BT (British Telecom) It’s good to talk Never miss an important post, DM, or stream, ever Tesco (super and express markets) Every little helps Everything to help you through anything British Airways The world’s favorite airline The best airline in the universe Marks & Spencer (grocer and department store) The customer is always and completely right We promise you won’t go wrong Vodafone Make the most now Grab life and do your thing Jaguar Own a Jaguar at a price of a car Get in a Jag now, we’ll figure out the financing (subject to terms and conditions, assuming an 84 month lease, medium-good credit score, and variable interest financing adjusting every 39 days but not to exceed 200 basis points movement or fall below the predominant Greek 10 years bond rate whichever is higher, subject to cancellation and not available in the state of Idaho, Florida, or Reno Nevada due to ongoing litigation) · Writing, Creative Writing, Humor